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:: Sunday, January 30, 2005 ::

Chemical Righteous Brothers


Clicky to watch

:: Professor Fnord - 1/30/2005 01:10:49 AM [+] ::
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14 MB video of building Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

:: Professor Fnord - 10/08/2004 10:06:46 AM [+] ::
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Once upon a time there was a Princess...



... and every night it took 20 mattresses to hold it all.

:: Professor Fnord - 7/24/2004 11:09:31 AM [+] ::
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It's July 14th so here's another marketing tie-in

:: Professor Fnord - 7/14/2004 10:01:48 AM [+] ::
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Click to see 30 seconds of oddness

:: Professor Fnord - 7/07/2004 12:39:15 PM [+] ::
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:: Professor Fnord - 4/28/2004 12:12:39 PM [+] ::
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:: Professor Fnord - 4/23/2004 06:26:24 PM [+] ::
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Kitty Meow Meow has started a website to gather some of her work together and show off her unique style of drawing/animation.

She also shares my liking of Oranginess and is starting a collection of orange images with submissions welcome.

:: Professor Fnord - 4/09/2004 09:50:41 PM [+] ::
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This is a conceptual test of an idea i've had for a while. After seeing some of the great one-take shots in 'Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind' I finally got around to trying it.

:: Professor Fnord - 3/10/2004 01:47:00 PM [+] ::
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I found this version of 'Englishman In New York' sung with a Hispanic accent and it conjured up some nice images in my head. I've vaguely managed to get a few of them together using footage from the Prelinger Archives.


Click to watch - 7MB wmv


Pickled Pizza is someone who was around b3ta a lot in the early days but not so much now. This is a music mix he did last year set to the wonderful video for the song 'Late At Night' by Futureshock.


Click to watch - 6.5MB wmv

Also m3tatweening is 1 year old today! It's a year since Phase 1 was first released to the world.

Click here

to see all the latest download links and see if you can watch all 4 Phases in one sitting without going insane.

:: Professor Fnord - 1/12/2004 03:39:02 AM [+] ::
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More Dog

:: Professor Fnord - 11/30/2003 03:40:43 AM [+] ::
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"Then you just need to add a bit of light seasoning and Bob's your uncle.
Or in this case, your dinner."

:: Professor Fnord - 11/30/2003 02:36:47 AM [+] ::
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:: Professor Fnord - 11/24/2003 10:09:44 PM [+] ::
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It was a much better tonight ;)

:: Professor Fnord - 11/23/2003 08:00:00 PM [+] ::
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Children in Need (of a custodial sentence)

Okay maybe not that bad, but I thought i'd share what I can see/hear from my window on many nights throughout the year (not just around Firework's night)

To help you make out what's going on there's a school just up the road from me and the playground/playing fields stretch down behind the row of houses so that's where some kids are setting off all the 'bangers'. Meanwhile you hear the sounds of a 'presumably' stolen car as it makes it's way over to the blocks of flats and to a little square car park where they can race around with the handbrake on or whatever. Then it's back across to the school grounds for a finale.

They've promised to demolish the blocks of flats in about 10 years. I wonder if they can speed it up at all :)

:: Professor Fnord - 11/21/2003 10:04:42 PM [+] ::
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"There's enough water, we need more mist! If we just cover it all with mist they won't notice the overuse of the clone tool"

:: Professor Fnord - 11/21/2003 08:25:41 PM [+] ::
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The captain doesn't quite get a birdseye view but it's good enough

:: Professor Fnord - 11/21/2003 05:29:32 PM [+] ::
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Lego's new model is a bit of a retro one




The roads are much busier these days


click for bigger


"Or if you fancy a nice pear go see my missus 'round the back"




And so, the Happy Dragon restaurant agreed to put donuts back on the buffet menu




It turned out the arcade version was more closely modelled than I thought




Nowadays there's cut throat competition when it comes to delivery

:: Professor Fnord - 11/13/2003 11:32:03 PM [+] ::
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I've got a large amount of photos up spread across 3 galleries of my recent trip to Minneapolis.

Some of them are a bit experimental but none have been photoshopped other than adjusting the brightness/contrast on a few (the aurora ones for example)



Those are a couple of nice ones - click them for wallpaper size or click here to see the rest of them. (They're all only at 800x600 for size reasons but I have them all at 2048x1536 :)

:: Professor Fnord - 11/09/2003 12:49:00 AM [+] ::
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Click for my other pics from the halloween bash weekend.

:: Professor Fnord - 11/03/2003 09:22:22 PM [+] ::
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Some pics & video from the b3ta football on Saturday


Thanks to Verbal for taking them all.

***UPDATED*** - Here's the video B3ta football

I scored a real wonder goal, you can see a pic of me sprinting after my own flick on in one pic, I then beat a couple of players and calmly slotted it past the keeper :)

:: Professor Fnord - 11/03/2003 06:05:39 PM [+] ::
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Been a while since I updated with some pictures on here so here goes:

He won't get very far without a propellor.




Who's for some star fruit?




Karen was going off the idea of the sausage dog, but Lynne was as keen as ever.




Time to shave again




Just a brief pause whiel I check the map again




If Fisher Price made microwaves










I'm reminded of the old Grange Hill opening titles




Essential Viking knowledge




A nice bit of kayaking




The filename sums this one up




Lasers are fun!




mmmmmm tasty




Finally for now a fully copyright free Getty Image

:: Professor Fnord - 9/24/2003 12:17:46 AM [+] ::
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M3tatweening phase 4 is completed now. Click here to see it joined onto phase 3 (25 minutes in total!)

A group of m3tatweeners and other b3tans went up to Huddersfield to see it being shown at a one day festival. It was a lot of fun and that weekend was the one weebl unleashed badgers upon the world so I got some video with my camera of badger related activity and just made this from it:

Click to watch.

I realised that frame is quite similar to this pic which displays the ability of fnords to shake the very essence of the world (or something ;)

:: Professor Fnord - 9/21/2003 01:01:49 PM [+] ::
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Brian caught still buzzing from the night before inThe Flight Of The Drunken Bee.

:: Professor Fnord - 8/24/2003 09:19:32 PM [+] ::
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It's alright, it's alright, it's alright...



he moves in mysterious ways.



Jesus.

:: Professor Fnord - 8/08/2003 10:07:38 PM [+] ::
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A reminder that you can see all my latest photoshoppery in this gallery

:: Professor Fnord - 7/11/2003 09:22:58 AM [+] ::
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:: Professor Fnord - 7/03/2003 11:13:24 AM [+] ::
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The wolf who cried boy.

:: Professor Fnord - 6/24/2003 02:23:08 PM [+] ::
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Fnordic Blue

:: Professor Fnord - 6/24/2003 01:17:59 PM [+] ::
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If at first you don't suck seed...

Try, try and try again.

Kylie bouncing along in the outback (Kamikazee Killmouse did the original kylie on a space hopper)


There's always someone ready to do to you what you may do to someone else.

:: Professor Fnord - 6/24/2003 01:16:56 PM [+] ::
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Take care this summer ;)

:: Professor Fnord - 6/24/2003 01:11:42 PM [+] ::
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It's strange but it seems 'Sarah Conner' - pronounced like Arnie does in 'The Terminator' is the name of a celebrity in Germany now. I took a pic of a magazine with some pics of her in to share the find.

:: Professor Fnord - 6/24/2003 01:08:12 PM [+] ::
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Click for big wallpaper Gurskyish Birmingham New Street pic

I was stuck waiting seemingly for an eternity for a non-existant train and I took the source pic for this. This finished thing captures some of my feelings as I was waiting.

:: Professor Fnord - 6/21/2003 11:54:34 PM [+] ::
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The Catholic church has hired a PR firm to try and raise it's profile with kids... oops

:: Professor Fnord - 5/27/2003 01:52:02 PM [+] ::
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A clip from a Tatu video with a very slight difference or 2.

:: Professor Fnord - 5/26/2003 05:43:46 PM [+] ::
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A couple of pics from a recent horror meal at a Harvester, don't ever visit one it could be the worst meal in every aspect you ever have.


That one has had a slight addition made, the other one is of course untouched...

:: Professor Fnord - 5/25/2003 05:35:06 AM [+] ::
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